趣味英文繞口令

. very well, very well, very well ...

. what noise annoys an oyster most? a noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

. i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am.

. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

. i wish you were a fish in my dish

. if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

. if you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

. it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

. little red lorry

. miss smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

. never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

. nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

. picky people pick peter pan peanut butter. peter pan peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

. ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

. she said she should sit.

. she sells sea shells on the seashore. the seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.

. shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

. silly sheep weep and sleep.

. six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

. six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

. six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

. stupid superstition!